i don't do custom work at this time, sorry!

i'm flattered, really. but i don't do any 1 on 1 stuff with anyone. that means no kik, vc, skype, sexting, etc.

thanks for thinking of me but i actually don't do scripts.

all of my work is improv. right off the dome. crazy, right?

i appreciate new ideas so much but at this time, i prioritize my patrons so I only take audio ideas from them.

i have a stereo/binaural audio set up (thanks to my lovely patrons) so i use:

• Two Audio-Technica BP40 Dynamic Broadcasting Microphones

• A Universal Audio Apollo Twin X Audio Interface

• Audio-Technica ATH-A990Z Art Monitor Closed-Back Dynamic Headphones

• And a Zoom H5 Portable 4 Channel Stereo Recorder for when i record on the go.

oh! i also record straight into GarageBand and use Izotope RX7 Advanced to cut background noise out of my audios. aside from this and any background atmosphere sfx added by my editor, my audios are completely unedited (so yes, the wet sounds are real.)

an Audio Technica AT2020. it's a USB mic so you don't need to splurge on an interface to use it.

the art on my website is done by Zakyart. he is absolutely fantastic and i seriously cannot recommend him enough. he makes a living off his art, just like i do, so i seriously encourage you to go follow him and his work asap!